AIDEGood morning, Mr. President. The naming proposals are on your desk.
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America's Pride
Name It Great
You are President Trumpet. Your staff sends naming proposals. Approve the names worthy of you. Deny the weak ones. Swipe the paper or tap the stamps.
APPROVE
America in it. Your name on it. Great, Golden, Victory, War. Big and old-fashioned.
DENY
Humble, shared, gentle, foreign, committee words, numbers that aren't one.
A parody of Donald Trump renaming random things after America, or after himself, for the glory of his ego: the Gulf of America, Lake America, the Department of War, and now "Super Intelligence". President Trumpet is fictional.